I'll have to keep that around for when the "wine types" are around... to counter:
"You HAVE to try this, Bren..."
'No thanks, I'm not really into wine'
"You'll love this... it's a
Lamella Riesfraudel"
'No, really, I'll pass... you guys go ahead'
"Oh, please, do try it"
'Fine...' *sip*
"How would you describe it?"
'I'm not into that whole thing... sorry, I don't even like wine... just not my taste'
"Oh, come on... describe it"
'Nah, I don't know... it's wine'
"Play along, choose just two adjectives"
'Fine... uh... "ass"... wait, that's one adjective... "unwashed ass" how's that?'
Bren R.