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Is your dog feeling like he's missing... #208938 05/22/08 02:31 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C OP shareholder in the making OP Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA that special something? Now, you can restore his doglihood. Complete models starting at only $819. Plus vet fees. In 3 firmness levels. This, sadly, is not a joke. However, I will not refrain from ridiculing anyone who has purchased this product. Last edited by kcarlile; 05/22/08 02:31 AM. I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Ken.C #208942 05/22/08 02:35 AM Joined: May 2002 Posts: 5,745 Likes: 17 western canada chesseroo axiomite chesseroo axiomite Joined: May 2002 Posts: 5,745 Likes: 17 western canada I sent that website to a friend some time last year. He's a vet. Some of the products he sees...way out there. "Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... chesseroo #208946 05/22/08 02:36 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C OP shareholder in the making OP Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA I'm sure. I would bet that many people already knew about this. However, the addition of the new high end models and the Three Firmness Levels made me chuckle. I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Ken.C #208951 05/22/08 02:38 AM Joined: May 2002 Posts: 5,745 Likes: 17 western canada chesseroo axiomite chesseroo axiomite Joined: May 2002 Posts: 5,745 Likes: 17 western canada  Originally Posted By: kcarlile I'm sure. I would bet that many people already knew about this. However, the addition of the new high end models and the Three Firmness Levels made me chuckle. Ok i stopped reading at the title. The fact you looked at their options Ken, has me worried. You know if you're done having kids, the puff of smoke option is far less drastic than the neuter. Last edited by chesseroo; 05/22/08 02:38 AM. "Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Ken.C #208961 05/22/08 02:52 AM Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,441 Felton, California pmbuko shareholder in the making pmbuko shareholder in the making Joined: Apr 2003 Posts: 16,441 Felton, California I heard about those a few years ago. Ridiculous, but some dogs might miss the feel. Licking an empty scrote might not be as satisfying.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... pmbuko #208970 05/22/08 04:11 AM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia Saw the thread title and thought - "Neuticles!" How did you wander upon them now, Special K? Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... pmbuko #208975 05/22/08 07:48 AM Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,488 Maine Haoleb connoisseur Haoleb connoisseur Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 1,488 Maine  Originally Posted By: pmbuko I heard about those a few years ago. Ridiculous, but some dogs might miss the feel. Licking an empty scrote might not be as satisfying. Im just glad you said "Might not be" instead of "Wouldnt be" Haoleb's Audio/DIY Website

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Haoleb #208981 05/22/08 12:04 PM Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma terzaghi connoisseur terzaghi connoisseur Joined: Apr 2007 Posts: 4,877 Tulsa, Oklahoma Hmmm... " Eliminate most scars up to two years old on pets. Simply massage CTI-ScarGon® sparingly on scar twice a day and see permanent results within 14 days. " Is this to make the neuticle incision go away? -David

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... terzaghi #208997 05/22/08 03:47 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia this thread reminds me of those rubber testicles you can get to put on your truck's hitch ... IIRC, they come in different sizes as well. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... medic8r #209004 05/22/08 04:11 PM Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,301 Central,California HomeDad connoisseur HomeDad connoisseur Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,301 Central,California Whats next, a fake swollen belly and enlarged nipples for my fixed female dog. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... HomeDad #209013 05/22/08 05:36 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia C'mon, admit it, you wanted to say "for my spayed bitch", didn't you?! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... HomeDad #209014 05/22/08 05:40 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona  Originally Posted By: HomeDad a fake swollen belly and enlarged nipples. . . Sounds like me after Italian food. Ha, just try and get that image out of your head! *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... St_PatGuy #209015 05/22/08 05:43 PM Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,301 Central,California HomeDad connoisseur HomeDad connoisseur Joined: Dec 2005 Posts: 3,301 Central,California  Quote: Ha, just try and get that image out of your head! Unfortunately I can't, don't know if I'll sleep tonight. A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... HomeDad #209017 05/22/08 05:47 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona  Originally Posted By: HomeDad  Quote: Ha, just try and get that image out of your head! Unfortunately I can't, don't know if I'll sleep tonight. You know, it's kinda disturbing me, too. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... St_PatGuy #209018 05/22/08 05:55 PM Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA C CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making CV Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making C Joined: Jul 2006 Posts: 12,077 Likes: 7 Richland, WA, USA I'm glad we went to Outback.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... CV #209020 05/22/08 05:59 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona  Originally Posted By: CV I'm glad we went to Outback. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... St_PatGuy #209030 05/22/08 06:09 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia HomeDad's wife probably knows that if you're lucky (or unlucky, really), you can get a big belly and swollen nipples from Risperdal, one of the antipsychotics I prescribe. It causes appetite to increase, and in rare cases it will cause gynecomastia. BTW, I suspect that the picture on the link is of Sean after lunch at Olive Garden. Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... medic8r #209032 05/22/08 06:17 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona Yeah, I have to wear a bro when I jog. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... St_PatGuy #209034 05/22/08 06:19 PM Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,955 PEI, Canada Murph axiomite Murph axiomite Joined: Oct 2006 Posts: 6,955 PEI, Canada It's called a Manzier!!! heh heh, I love Sienfeld. With great power comes Awesome irresponsibility.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Murph #209043 05/22/08 07:34 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C OP shareholder in the making OP Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Actually, I remembered them after hearing about the Florida legislature talking about outlawing those incredibly tacky, tasteless things. Yes, I will also ridicule you if you have truck balls. I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Murph #209045 05/22/08 07:38 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona  Originally Posted By: Murph It's called a Manzier!!! Correction--I wear a sports bro when I jog, and a Manzier when I'm on a date. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... St_PatGuy #209061 05/22/08 08:54 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia Does your lady friend find it easy or difficult to undo your Manzier? Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... medic8r #209063 05/22/08 08:56 PM Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona St_PatGuy axiomite St_PatGuy axiomite Joined: Mar 2005 Posts: 7,463 Likes: 1 Glendale, Arizona She usually just twists it all up with my back hair. *********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Ken.C #209064 05/22/08 08:59 PM Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia medic8r axiomite medic8r axiomite Joined: Feb 2006 Posts: 6,471 Fredericksburg, Virginia  Originally Posted By: kcarlile Yes, I will also ridicule you if you have truck balls. What about a Nutz keychain? I got this one at the merch stand on the last Negative Orange tour! Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... medic8r #209065 05/22/08 09:02 PM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C OP shareholder in the making OP Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA I love that bit about "go get a sense of humor." That's not a joke, that's just tacky. A joke is, in point of fact, something that is funny. Fake nuts are not funny. OK, neuticles are funny, but not in the same way people think truck nutz and the like are funny. I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... Ken.C #209079 05/22/08 11:59 PM Joined: May 2002 Posts: 5,745 Likes: 17 western canada chesseroo axiomite chesseroo axiomite Joined: May 2002 Posts: 5,745 Likes: 17 western canada  Originally Posted By: kcarlile I love that bit about "go get a sense of humor." That's not a joke, that's just tacky. A joke is, in point of fact, something that is funny. Fake nuts are not funny. OK, neuticles are funny, but not in the same way people think truck nutz and the like are funny. And then we have the good ol' prairie oysters. "Those who preach the myths of audio are ignorant of truth."

Re: Is your dog feeling like he's missing... chesseroo #209085 05/23/08 01:42 AM Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Ken.C OP shareholder in the making OP Ken.C shareholder in the making Joined: May 2003 Posts: 18,044 NoVA Dare I ask why they have ice cream cones on them? I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!