You are QWOP
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This is a difficult flash game. All you have to do is control a runner's thighs and calves -- independently -- using the Q,W,O, and P keys. I'm having a hilariously difficult time getting anywhere at all.
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Re: You are QWOP
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aficionado
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qw opqw op ppowqwq I've fallen and I can't get up.
Dave
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Re: You are QWOP
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PeachTree 65se, PeachTree D5 and SVS SB1000 - Stereo M80s, M22s, SVS PB3000
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Re: You are QWOP
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axiomite
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I'm laughing too. Good one. I've kept a tab open to try again when no one's here.
Only 1.9 meters in 30-40 seconds of trying so far. Mostly I fall down with a negative result.
Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.
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Re: You are QWOP
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shareholder in the making
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M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350 AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
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Re: You are QWOP
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I wouldn't call it running, but my guy did 3.1 meters in the difficult splits/shuffle gait.
*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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Re: You are QWOP
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I've got negative yardage and back flips down pat!
Scott
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Re: You are QWOP
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Screw that! After 15 tries and my greatest distance is 3 meters (I got just as far going backwards too), I'm done.
Although, I bet if I just tried to run slowly since there is no clock, I'd do better. Bah. Now I've got to try again.
Farewell - June 4, 2020
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Re: You are QWOP
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Didn't get across the line... what fun!
Epic 80-800: HG Cherry
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Re: You are QWOP
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shareholder in the making
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3.8 meters, but I just can't keep doing that.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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5.4m but I looked like the Road Runner during one of those slo-mo parts where they put the pseudo-latin name under him.
Also, QWOP's pelvis would have shattered the way I had him "running"
Bren R.
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Re: You are QWOP
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Founder, Axiom Upgrade Club shareholder in the making
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17.2 metres. I really thought I could go all the way, but I somehow got of my stupid but effective cycle.
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wow... how many hours did you play to get that far?
Epic 80-800: HG Cherry
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Re: You are QWOP
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Less than 5 minutes, I think.
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Re: You are QWOP
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Less than 5 minutes, I think. That's way too long Charles. Get a life. Or twin EP800, whichever comes first!
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Re: You are QWOP
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23.7 meters. Now I'm done.
I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!
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Re: You are QWOP
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You would puke a zoo if you knew how many hours I played Bejeweled 2.
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Re: You are QWOP
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*********** "Nothin' up my sleeve. . ." --Bullwinkle J. Moose
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Re: You are QWOP
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*urp* and two mountain lions...
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Re: You are QWOP
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Holy crap there's a hurdle at 50! (I've been playing too long.)
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Re: You are QWOP
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shareholder in the making
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Jason M80 v2 VP160 v3 QS8 v2 PB13 Ultra Denon 3808 Samsung 85" Q70
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Re: You are QWOP
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Holy crap there's a hurdle at 50! Is that hurdle giving you menopause?
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Re: You are QWOP
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qwopopowq, not menopause.
My strategy has been to tap O to bring a foot back and then hit Q+P and then W+O in pairs. The hard part is keeping him leaning forward consistently.
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Re: You are QWOP
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I don't have a shot of the hurdle, but here I am at 45.5 meters. I look/feel exhausted.
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Re: You are QWOP
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You ran 45.5 meters and posted 11000 times using only QWOP!
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2xM80 VP180 2xQS8 2xM3 HSU STF3 LG 60PS11 Denon 3808 ATI 1506 LCR 2xATI 1502 Oppo BDP-83
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Hey, what's with all this running talk??
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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We have to run to escape the people on wheels.
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