Ha, that just reminded me of a story from my Airforce days! When I was in basic training in San Antonio, Texas we were each required to pull CQ duty on a rotating schedule. CQ duty consisted of spending a few hours in the barracks office being a goofer for the most part. The few times I was on CQ duty I usually made wake-up calls and other office type work.
Well the last CQ duty I pulled was very interesting to say the least. There I sat making wake-up calls on a phone just outside the Barrack Commanders office when a T.I. marches in with 5 very attractive female scrubs (and when I say attractive keep in mind female scrubs are not aloud to wear any make-up, so God only knows how good they looked once they got out of basic and cleaned themselves up). They stood at attention outside the B.C.'S door while the T.I. went inside to talk. He had a handful of polaroid pictures in his hand that I got a split second glimpse of. I shook my head after thinking I saw.... no, it couldn't have been that. Must've been something else.
Well lucky for me the T.I. left the door wide open so I got to hear the entire conversation. Seems these 5 girls were taking 'snatch shots' (actual vocabulary the T.I. used to describe the pictures) and selling them to their brother flight across the hall. The guys would slip $5 bucks under the door & the girls would slip the polaroid of their muffin back to them. I instantly realized I'd been assigned to the wrong damn flight!!!
I have to say, I'm sure when you're a T.I. you get your fair share of disciplinary episodes pop up that you have to sniff out, investgate, and take care of. It probably becomes so routine they have a hard time remembering one incident from the next. However rounding up a bunch of polaroids of 5 very good looking, in shape 18 year old naked girls to use as evidence against them is probably one case that wouldn't be soon forgotten.
Almost makes ya wanna be a T.I. doesn't it!