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#317198 - 07/31/10 09:44 AM Home Depot...
RickF Offline
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The only life form cashier in the store: 'Sir, you know there are six self-service checkout counters right over there.'

Me looking at the 34 pieces of assorted 1", 3/4" and 1/2" PVC fittings I just plopped down on the register: 'What I really want to do is take one of those cool looking forklifts for a spin around the store [insert smiley face].'

Perplexed cashier: 'Well OK, I'll check you out then.'


I believe I just made my last trip to Home Depot.
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#317199 - 07/31/10 09:50 AM Re: Home Depot... [Re: RickF]
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I just bought some stuff from them online. It was a very convenient experience for both parties wink.
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#317200 - 07/31/10 09:52 AM Re: Home Depot... [Re: RickF]
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Rick, did you know Menards, Lowes and Home Depot gives a military, veteran discount. You have to show an ID or your DD-214.
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#317201 - 07/31/10 09:56 AM Re: Home Depot... [Re: Wid]
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Rick I'd have to take my DD-214 to a historical document restoration specialist for anybody nowadays to decipher what it is, would probably have to dig it out of the national archives first though.

eek
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#317204 - 07/31/10 10:10 AM Re: Home Depot... [Re: RickF]
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Yeah, it has to be getting pretty old. smile
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#317208 - 07/31/10 01:31 PM Re: Home Depot... [Re: RickF]
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Originally Posted By: RickF
Rick I'd have to take my DD-214 to a historical document restoration specialist for anybody nowadays to decipher what it is, would probably have to dig it out of the national archives first though.

eek
I made a bunch of copies of mine back around 1971. grin
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#317209 - 07/31/10 01:32 PM Re: Home Depot... [Re: SirQuack]
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Give the guy a break, he only served 30 years, so his EOS was a LONG time ago. smile

I hear ya Rick, I hate self check out. Every F'ing time I try it, I end up having to call someone over to help. I refuse to use them anymore.
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#317210 - 07/31/10 01:40 PM Re: Home Depot... [Re: SirQuack]
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Originally Posted By: sirquack
Yeah, it has to be getting pretty old. smile

Hey! Is that another "old" joke????? wink
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#317211 - 07/31/10 01:59 PM Re: Home Depot... [Re: Ajax]
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Yeah, it was, I respect all you guys. At 43 I'm starting to feel old. OK, time to start p90x. smile
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#317214 - 07/31/10 03:07 PM Re: Home Depot... [Re: RickF]
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Originally Posted By: RickF
Rick I'd have to take my DD-214 to a historical document restoration specialist for anybody nowadays to decipher what it is, would probably have to dig it out of the national archives first though.

eek


When I got out of the Marine Corps one of the first things they told us to do was to take our DD-214s to the county courthouse and have them recorded so not only would there be a copy but it would also be considered an original and much easier to access than going through national records.

I wonder how easy it is to access that stuff at the national level these days.
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