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I know what GTFO is. My dad and I were facetiously saying it to my mother if she even remotely got in the way, while we were hooking up my cabinet  . She obviously didn't know what we were talking about, so after a while, we ceased resorting to the abbreviation  .
The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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I tell Tillie the Wonder Dog to "STFU" sometimes. It doesn't work any better than any other "command".
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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Yeah, maybe next dog, Michael  This one's old and defective.
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7 pages and nobody has mentioned Celine Dion? I just knew you guys were fans...
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Blujays1: Spending Fred's money one bottle at a time, no two... Oh crap!
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Who's Celine Dion? 
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
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The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.
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shareholder in the making
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EXT. COUNTRY ROAD INTERSECTIONAn expensive chauffeur-driven luxury car sits at an intersection. A well-dressed gentleman in the rear of the car is beginning to eat a meal. Another expensive luxury car pulls up along the first car's left side. The well-dressed gentleman in the rear of the left car rolls down his window. LEFT MAN (politely) Pardon me. Would you have any Celine Dion? RIGHT MAN begins to gag on his lunch, and is struggling to keep it down. RIGHT MAN (gagging) You (wet burp) jerk! RIGHT MAN completely loses his lunch.
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I think this may have been my very first exposure to the Rolling Stones on the Ed Sullivan Show back in 1967. Did you guys notice the way Mick kept rolling his eyes when he said "Let's spend some TIME together"?
"A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" Churchill
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