are you dead yet?
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Skynet became self-aware yesterday per the recent movie and tv show. Today the machines wage war against mankind.
Farewell - June 4, 2020
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Re: are you dead yet?
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I'm still okay here, but thanks for the warning.
bibere usque ad hilaritatem
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shareholder in the making
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I hear a thumping sound outside, but wait, I don't see anything, I'm afraid, somebody help me...
M80s VP180 4xM22ow 4xM3ic EP600 2xEP350 AnthemAVM60 Outlaw7700 EmoA500 Epson5040UB FluanceRT85
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Lets see, the Amazon Cloud went down today, along with the Playstation Network.
Skynet is just off to a slow start.
Pioneer PDP-5020FD, Marantz SR6011 Axiom M5HP, VP160HP, QS8 Sony PS4, surround backs -Chris
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It must be the Connor's slowing things down. Sort of anti-climatic like when we hit the year 2001 and there was nothing like what was in the movie... Bummed...
Farewell - June 4, 2020
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No worries, I have AntiVirus software.
Guess I'd better ask the nice IT folks if it works against Terminators.
M60ti, VP180, QS8, M2ti, EP500, PC-Plus 20-39 M5HP, M40ti, Sierra-1 LFR1100 active, ADA1500-4 and -8
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Enjoy the Music. Trust your ears. Laugh at Folks Who Claim to Know it All.
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Actually John, you are on dial up so no worries - they don't even know you're connected! When the planet goes for a crap, I'm coming to your place. You'll be the only one with heat, water, and electricity. (And most importantly - lots and lots of guns)
Shawn
Epic 80/600 + M3's + M3 Algonquins + M2 Computer + EP125 I think I'm developing an addiction.
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I'm not dead yet!
The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead. [a man puts a body on the cart] Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one. The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: What? Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead. The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead. Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not. The Dead Collector: He isn't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better. Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment. The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby. The Dead Collector: I can't take him. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine. Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor. The Dead Collector: I can't. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long. The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today. Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round? The Dead Collector: Thursday. The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk. Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do? The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy. [the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club] Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much. The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday. Large Man with Dead Body: Right.
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