Would anyone be in the market for a pillowcase where the design is what looks like an imprint of an old woman's makeup, as if the pillow was used to smother one?
Definitely! But only if they can be custom photoprinted from facial images I send them. They would be a BLAST at my Aunt Betty's resident care facility.
...or outside motel room doors at a Toddler's in Tiara's competition!
Rejoice! SquareBobGodPants is born! Bring the heralds, angels, trumpets, barnyard animals, etc.