You stay outta this Mark. You already got me in trouble with the resident Klingon over duct tape.
Michael. I hear you on the quality of Chinese product thing, but... I have a 10 year old Kettle Q I picked up for $25 that's still going strong There is not a spot of rust on the powder coated steel and the grill, which looks as flimsy as they get, also never rusted through. The metal on it appears to be fatiguing from the constant heat cool cycles, so the grill is gradually sagging.
I've been buying a locally produced double smoked cheddar for the last couple of years and damn is it good! I'd love to try to make my own out of a good 5 year old cheddar though.
Believe it or not, you can fit a 16 lb. turkey in that little tailgater.
I love the idea that you can program cooking profiles into this thing and monitor them through your phone.