So we are all saying "hello" and "welcome back" but then they guy bails on us and doesn't come back. I don't care if it has only been 2 days. He starts a thread, says that he is looking for a place to hang out, and then says "screw you, I'll come back when I darn well please."
(hehehe - needed to add some more sarcasm and snarkiness to make sure that the tone was set right)
You expect a guy named "Drunkonjack" to be punctual?
His signature on another forum was "A knock on the door from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms. I thought it was a delivery".
He takes his debauchery seriously.
That being said .. DOJ ... where the heck are you?