Much appreciated. However, They aren't "rants."
Rants invlove espousing beliefs in "bombastic and extravagant speech," or "to scold vehmently."
I'll cop to the "bombastic," but rants are impassioned (for real). Mine are faked passion, meant to elicit equally fake "passionate" responses.
If the Borg ever invade earth I say we send them Bob to assimilate. They'll never know what hit 'em...
If I had one ounce of cute or cuddly in me, I would post, like, 5 smiley faces.
"If they ever come to destroy the earth
They'll have to go through you first
(Bet they won't be expecting that)
When they finally come to destroy the earth
They'll have to deal with you first
(and my money says they won't know about)
The thousand Fahrenheit hot metal lights behind your eyes
from: OKGo "Invincible"