The end of the world IS coming!
Nostradamus, Jean Dixon, Alistair Crowley, bite me!
Predictions and fortune tellers are for fools.
The real signs are now in the streets.
In the past 3 weeks, I have seen FOUR new Fiats.
("Old Fiat" is, of course, an oxymoron.)
When I next go to Best Buy and see Zenith and Muntz, I'm just gonna off myself and avoid the near-earth-object's global inferno.
I picked up dog chews at the store. Made in Cambodia. I thought, "dog-eat-dog." I put them back.