WARNING: This song will get stuck in your head...and it's not one you want others hearing you sing! You also don't want someone who's easily offended to be watching over your shoulder.
Anyway, it's an actual Dutch children's song, but some guy made subtitles to what it phonetically sounds like in English. It's so ridiculous, it's funny...especially watching the video at the same time! The more I watch it, the more I laugh!