John, I believe you are correct. Before I stood an even chance, I would need to...... (wait for it)...... upgrade my weaponry.
I need to lie down in the dark for awhile and see if I can bring my "too much fun" twitch under control. I also need to wipe my eyes. I'm sitting here in a quiet den all by myself laughing out loud as I type and tears are running down my face. My wife just mentioned something about going to get "the special smoking jacket with the really long sleeves that wrap around me".
