Yeah, I'd think if it was distorting from the woofer on the top, a pair on the sides won't work so well, either. Now, if you could get Axiom to sell you a shielded 5.25" woofer from the VP100 or VP150 to install in the M2...

I was going to use my old Cambridge Soundworks Ensemble sats as a center, but the amount of (visual) distortion was incredible, even with them about a foot away from the tube. Makes me wonder what kind of damage I've done to the TV over the years with them on bookshelves nearby...

I am the Doctor, and THIS... is my SPOON!