Please welcome guest poster, Senator John Kerry. Everything below this line will be his own words, and I in no way endorse anything he will say. Take it away Mr. Kerry!
Thank you for allowing me to use your account, Peter. I'd like to take this opportunity to thank all my past and present supporters. I could not have stayed the course and reported for duty without you all. I'd also like to thank Mark Williams for his honest, if harsh, criticism. Freedom of speech is something I hold dear and encourage every citizen to take full advantage of it. In this spirit, I do have one question I'd like to ask Mark. Does your glibness increase in direct proportion with your gut, or is it just a coincidence?
