If animated characters could play us, then Ajax could be played by Abraham (Grandpa) Simpson. Here's a typical dialogue:
Mr. Burns: So do you have a way to get rid of the protesters?
Grandpa: One way to get rid of them is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time we went over to Shelbyville during the war! I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time ... you couldn't get those white ones, you could only get those big yellow ones ... now where was I ... oh yeah, the important thing was I was wearing an onion on my nelt, which was the style at the time, you couldn't get those ... (trails off)
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