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But it's so simple. All you have to do is divine from what you know of the bomb-maker: is he the sort of man who would use a red kill wire or a green one? Now, a clever man would use the green wire, because he would know that only a great fool would cut the red wire. Since Axiom posters are not great fools, they would clearly not choose the red wire. But the bomb-maker would know Axiom posters are not great great fools, he would have counted on it, so you can clearly not choose the green wire.



INCONCEIVABLE.

You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched wires when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...

[BOOM!, fall to the right]



Rich (Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die)