A number of years ago, I attended a live Mandy Patinkin concert (very entertaining. He's a wonderful performer). At one point he asked for a volunteer from the audience. Though I failed, I made a strong effort to be the one picked because I knew that he would ask that person for their name (which, of course, he did), and I was all prepared to say "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die." I suspect it would have cracked him up and brought the house down. Alas, it was not to be.

Jack

"People generally quarrel because they cannot argue." - G. K. Chesterton