Quote: I'm 41, single, and havn't been on a date in 14 yrs. How about it, Mary?
I'm 19, single, and haven't been on a date in 19 years.
Ouch.
Well, it's partially true. Partially untrue. No, I'm not a sit at home nerd, and yes I do have girl friends. Yes, I went to Prom...and no I wasn't Mr. Congeniality at my school. And...yes I do kinda have a "thing" for somebody. Sheesh. Stop giving me a hard time.