I have always envied those who have short names (not that mine is all that long), which, thus, can be written quickly.
I feel the same about addresses. I once lived on Wolf Rd. As simple as that was, I still envied those who lived on Oak or Elm. My current street name is considerably longer. However, it's still easier to write than my brother's current address. He now lives on East Town and River Road. The SOB that thought that one up should be summarily executed.
No wait! That's getting off too easily. He should be required to write one of the addresses on that street (city, state, and 9 digit zip code included) 500 times each day for the remainder of his life. That'd teach 'im.
