They sure can get squirrly when they're pregnant, but let me tell ya right now son, YOU AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET !!!
It's called The Change of Life.. Ohhhhh yeah....
You have some time, this is just fare warning.. It's coming, and you can't do a thing to stop it..
Get back to me when you guys are closer to your fifties..


LFE ! The rest is just details..