Awright. I think it's time we talked about the elephant in the room.
This is AT LEAST the third spooky electric thing to happen in Randy's basement.
Has it occurred to NOBODY else that his house is clearly a trans-dimensional portal?!?!
I mean, come on. Before becoming somewhat more enlightened, we might have hypothesized that the house was built on an ancient burial ground of some type. How much more evidence do you need?
I'm going to suggest a priest and/or shaman.
Or just, you know, don't go to the basement any more. It always ends badly.
