Hey, her boyfriend is actually good for something! I was hating him in my mind today, and I came up with "out of shape with puked features," so I used it as the start of my new story:
Out of shape with puked features, Dryton Bonewright had no chance whatsoever with Fessa Conjay, the beauty of the neighborhood. Luckily for Dryton, she wasn't the kind of girl to take a chance. Their first date took place in his imagination, but their second date actually happened, and he had to keep slapping and pinching himself to make sure he wasn't dreaming. He wasn't, much to the chagrin of his body.
