Erk.

I must have needed my coffee. I guess I was thinking of the old "Pigeons are rats with wings" analogy and tried to extrapolate it to squirrels, but I got distracted by the smell of bagels in the kitchen, and the transdimensional vortices were feeling a little funny to me already, so allow me to propose instead that squirrels are rats with fluffy tails.



Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.