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The neighbours cats come on the property everday mousing in the fields.


Back when I was dating my wife, we were sitting at her mom's house balcony one day when suddenly we heard a commotion going on not far from where we were. Not long after that, the house cat strolled by carrying a dead rat almost as big as the cat itself and lay it right next to us. My wife was taken aback but then told me that I should be flattered because that means the cat wanted to impress me. I was in shock and the only thing on my mind was; Man, that's badass!!


The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail. --Lindborg