Bose would do a nice job with that. They would order the separate speakers for $7K from Axiom, literally glue them together, and then cover them in cheap plastic. Attach those left over plastic grills from 1983 and their ready to go - for $197,000 a pair.

Panny 3000 PJ, 118" Carada, Denon 3300, PS3, Axiom QS8, PSB 5T, B&W sub, levitating speaker wire