Hey man, nice shot!
What can I say?
I'm a hell of a photographer!!!!!
For the uninitiated, that gorgeous photo above was taken by Mark, who is a terrific professional photographer. Below, you will witness my photographic skills when snapping the same subject. I was using this photo until Mark had to post his photo and embarrass the hell outa me. I'm so humiliated!!!
(Just to avoid any misunderstanding, the above is all in jest! I admire and respect Mark's skills and am very fond of him personally)