Hey guys, I'm giving you some breaking news that's really important to me; you're the first to find out.

I just got off the phone with my girlfriend a couple minutes ago, and she said that she's going to introduce me to her daughter next Saturday after work \:\) !!! I shed a tear when she told me that, it's a big step for moms.

Anyway, you guys mean a lot to me (may sound weird seeing that we've never met) and I wanted you to know.

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.