"There are two things that are more difficult than making an after-dinner speech: climbing a wall which is leaning toward you and kissing a girl who is leaning away from you."
"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room"
"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
"A fanatic is someone who can't change his mind and won't change the subject" Churchill