Originally Posted By: RickF

Now if you want to talk fishin'. ;\)

An inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice, and a loud voice says, "There are no fish down there!!"

He walks several yards, drills another hole in the ice and peers into the hole and again hears a voice from above, "There are no fish down there!!"

This time he moves 50 yards, drills another hole and yet again, he hears the voice "There are no fish down there!!"

He looks up to the sky and says, "God, is that you!?"

"No you idiot!" the voice replies, "it's the rink manager!"

Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.