Hey, watch out or the AARP crowd - Ray3, BobKay, Ajax, et al - will tell you they have clothes that are older than you.
clothes? CLOTHES? In my wallet, I have condoms older than some guys around here! They're made from chitlins. They have Teddy Roosevelt on the wrapper. They're called Rough Riders!
Crap! I got bunyons older than these hoodsies.
(Honestly, I don't even know what those are, but I'm sure I will----sooner than most of you--nyah, nyah.)
Whoa! It's past my bedtime. Wait, that's right. "Q-tips" are all hyperkinetic.
