Here's why this whole 'nipple-gate' thing is ridiculous - because people are already filing class-action suits against the various parties involved. One woman filing a suit claims it caused irrepairable injury to her. You'd think she hadn't seen her own breasts before.

I laughed this morning on the local radion show, the guy said the only injury he sustained was reaching for the TiVo remote to pause it!
"Chickens don't clap."