I dug up a copy of them for you Steve, here they are...
1. All posts shall be 25,000,000 characters or less.
2. Any recommendations in favor of Bose products will be laughed at.
3. All pictures of nude speakers must be 18 years or older.
4. Absolutely NO arguing on any Axiom forum except for those members who chose to participate in such activities.
5. Drinking imported beer is strictly not prohibited.
6. Pictures of newly purchased speakers must be posted in the forum within 14 days (7 days for high gloss cherry finishes).
7. Hooking up said speakers with 'Monster Cables' will be met with frowny faces.
8. Auditions at SRoodes home theater are highly recommended.
9. Pictures of half naked ex-girlfriends are also acceptable.
10. Members refusing to post pictures of high gloss cherry speakers are required to post extra galleries of half naked ex-girlfriend pictures in their stead.