How did you know??
I mean the part about the "quiet" gangland neighborhood!
Half of the trees in the 'hood are ours, so no need to sneak off, unless ours are THE eleven ones left standing!
And no lie, as I write this, my town cop neighbor (very cool guy) is Poulan-ing a 30' maple branch.
I went over in my jammies earlier to tell him that vinca or ivy are way easier to maintain for a lawn cover, though I like the feng-shui of the wispy vertical maple branches. He smiled and gave me the finger! Imagine!
