The replies have ALL been from those at whom the first stone wouldn't ever have been thrown.

Boy, there's an awful lot of guilt around here.

Now THAT's something I can REALLY make use of.
Thank you. (insert evil smile)

Now I know what it feels like to be a Catholic priest, except that I'm not bisexual and have never been into men AND boys!

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.