Let's be nice here and do bbigliar a ffAvor.

He must get awfully lonely on the road all the time.
Let's set up a blind date for him----a 3-way blind date.

I'll contact Solidstate and JBall to see when they're available. Boy, that'll keep that rig toasty on a 3-dog night.

But he'll still need to air out the jenkem.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.