On the subject, Breitlings? Older guys with PPs, young mortgage brokers barely holding on to their Newport Coast homes are putting regular gas into their leased Bentleys, and wearing upscale imitation Rolexes, the classier among them, imitation Omegas. Bumper crop of Malteses may be on the way.

On a serious note, prayers and best wishes for the people of Japan ... what a horror.

Enjoy the Music. Trust your ears. Laugh at Folks Who Claim to Know it All.