And until further notice, I will be BobLampy. It was his final request.

This weekend, I'm taking an old slipper with me and going to his house to beat him about the head until he rescinds his resignation.

But I think I'll still tell his wife that he has always been fluent in Thai and that he makes fun of her accent behind her back.

He's gotta pay some price for reawakening my abandonment issues, bastard.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.