Are you having an identity crisis? Is that you again?
I take it the grill is not a built in. Just leave it outside, let it fill up with dried leaves and spider webs. Use Naval Jelly every 3 years to clean up the rust and bird droppings. Make sure your propane tank is off-white with a decorative rust patina.
Or, you can get a nice Weber and use charcoal, as man was meant to grill.