Originally Posted By: medic8r
So I mention this thread to Mrs. Medic8r. She suggests that CV get a falconry glove and a puppy. Then, when the girls flock to the puppy, he can casually mention that he plans to feed the puppy to the falcon upon its return.


Ha ha, that's wonderful. I mean, it defeats not-actually-having-to-care-for-a-creature aspect, but maybe I could just borrow a puppy. But if I'm just borrowing, I may as well opt for a human baby.