The gunny sack is cute. I lived in TX. Everything there is real! It's just happening in the 11th dimension---exactly 13 years behind everyone else. Seriously, that's the #.

You know---where Rick Perry was last night.

And, I'm not Mrs. Dukakis, so I can't be sure, but I think you can get wasted drinking ANY mens' cologne.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.