Jeeziz Kreis! I spend almost two years here cultivating a persona and whaddo I see? "Generous," "friend," "nicest guy," "graced," and even "joy!"

Wasted. All wasted.

Holy coprolite, Batman! Now I have to start all over again!

Seriously, thanks to everyone for the thoughts and well wishes. I have fun here and that's only because there are other fun peeps here.

Very tolerant fun peeps.

Every year, on this date, I spend 4 hours in my lifelong search for my birth mother. But no city hall I've contacted kept whelping records.


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.