Originally Posted By: medic8r
I haven't heard a "Tripped and fell" story that bad since I was on an emergency room rotation and informed a patient that his X-ray revealed an apple and a pear in his rectum.


You mean to say I've been storing mine in the wrong place this whole time? And I'm informed of this just when the uncomfortable feeling has ceased.

Forum disclaimer - NEVER heed nutritional advice from Bob!

P.S. Is that the same for sausage?

The only reasonable argument for owning a gun is to protect yourself from the police.