Originally Posted By: medic8r
I haven't heard a "Tripped and fell" story that bad since I was on an emergency room rotation and informed a patient that his X-ray revealed an apple and a pear in his rectum.

Joyce had a patient with a beer bottle the other day. At least your patient was trying to incorporate more fruit in their diet.

::::::: No disrespect to Axiom, but my favorite woofer is my yellow lab :::::::