Last night, on the Niecey Nash show, they bough a new juicer, which her husband set up immediately and was raring to go.

She asked him a question about the machine that he couldn't answer.

She queried: "Where do you hide something from a black man?"

He just smiled.

Then she answered her own question: "In the directions."

The dog jumped up from sleeping, we laughed so loudly.

However, I don't think it's a "black thing" by any means.

I never watch reality, but I've liked her since Reno 911. Her 3 kids (12-19) are witty and slightly bitchy (more sarcasm really). Some of their responses to things are so good that they seem scripted.

The funny thing is that I'd originally heard the joke as "in his workboots."


Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.