Here's my final entry before making some silly ones...

AXIOM DSP1000
AXIOM DSP1250
AXIOM DSP1500

...or just DSP1000 ect without "AXIOM".

....and now for some serious suggestions

THE MOE1000
THE CURLY1250
THE LARRY1500

(sidenote...the CURLY1250 was recently replaced with the SHEMP1250 although many people appear to prefer the CURLY over the SHEMP.

Half of communication is listening. You can't listen with your mouth.