Originally Posted By: BobKay
Maybe I just haven't caught that episode, but 1,000 Ways to Die (Spike TV) should have already done a segment where an old woman with one of those on a lanyard around her neck gets yanked into the Maytag. Just a thought.

When I'm feeling adventurous, I shred my work documents while wearing a necktie.

Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica.