Originally Posted By: pmbuko
Originally Posted By: BobKay
BTW, "I've fallen and I can't get up" is trademarked, Mark, so watch it, OK?

Help! I've experienced a downward acceleration followed by an abrupt deceleration and I'm having difficulty returning to my previous orientation!


Peter, I think it might slide if the original subject were changed from first person to 3rd person, neuter.

Or, how's 'bout short and sweet, "Help! I'm licking Berber!"?

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.