Originally Posted By medic8r
Originally Posted By MarkSJohnson
Bob, you are the Michael Stipe of the boards.

Old, bald, gay. Check, check, check!


WTH was I thinking?!?! Why on earth would I even consider a "bald" joke from YOU?

Being so far up off the floor, and with just the right lighting on your head, you could make a whole room feel like a disco. You're a candidate for waxing. No, not the depilatory kind, the "buff-vigorously-after" kind.

Always call the place you live a house. When you're old, everyone else will call it a home.